most useful gaffle: various and sundry office supplies from those nazi cunt-rags. my fave is the sortquik; it takes magazine-reading to a whole new level.
gaffle i'm most proud of: the prunella clough exhibition poster i pinched for leah while i was at the university of essex. there weren't any for sale, so i was forced to go under cover of dusk and just TAKE one off a wall in the history of art department.
long-ago-and-far-away gaffles: scores of books from the library at my high school. i got a bunch of great out-of-print hardbacks in MINT condition from that joint. and i'm CERTAIN that no-one has missed even one of them.
so there it is. for now. MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!