Worst Gaffle: a tortilla warmer from Ruby Tuesday's in Biloxi.
Honorable Mention: This has to be said: I was in Yunnan Province and the whole town of LiJiang was closed down. We paid a bus driver to sneak us up this mountain. We had to get in the back of the bus and close the curtains, etc. It was awesome. We made it up the mountain with no problem. We didn't steal anything, but we infiltrated a closed Chinese national park. I think that's good for something.